LITERALLY I MADE THIS THING EARLIER ABOUT MY SON AND MY BEST FRIENDS DAUGHTER BUT THIS ONES EVEN BETTER OKAY
So at first I’m like my sons like Lily in harry potter and my best friends daughter is like James
BUT EVEN BETTER
My son is Ginny Weasley, red head, brown eyes yes yes perfect BUT THEN we go to my best friends daughter and she looks like her father, messy black hair and all that jazz BUT SHE HAS HER MOTHERS EYES AND ITS SO PERFECT
It’s even more perfect that they’re getting married when they’re older oh my god I love life I love friends I love babies everything is wonderful in the world

My best friend has the prettiest little girl newborn I have ever seen and I’m not just saying that because she’s my best friend, her little girl is just going to be the most gorgeous child, she already is but I can’t stop saying how beautiful she’s gonna be when she grows up.

stressed AF about all this shit I have to do so I don’t want to do any of it

Oh my god yes my son is ready to start potty training THAT MAY NOT BE EXCITING TO YOU BUT THATS FUCKING EXCITING TO ME OKAY

I can’t sleep and my child is going to make me wake up in five hours shoot me

lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

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sapphicscience:

this is a good time to note that if you don’t think trans women are women i’d like you to get the fuck away from my blog

(via memoriesofmargaret)

"It’s not our job to toughen our children up to face a cruel and heartless world. It’s our job to raise children who will make the world a little less cruel and heartless."
(via psych-facts)

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browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

(via memoriesofmargaret)

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

yeahitsmarco:

*phone vibrates while sitting on it*

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