I went into labor this day a year ago and had my beautiful little man two days later.
Just imagine being thirteen year old Ron Weasley and finding out your pet rat was in fact a disgusting old man, that wanted to kill your best friend, and you had let him sleep in bed with you for the last three years.
i. Never date a guy who flirts with you just a week after you met him. He’s the type of guy who can easily find someone new. He’s not worth keeping.
ii. Never date a guy who brags about himself that much. He’s the type of guy who wants to impress everybody. He’s never gonna be true to himself when he’s with you because he only thinks about his image.
iii. Never date a guy who makes you jelous of other girls. He’s a boy, not a man. He’s immature, he doesn’t deserve to be in your life.
iv. Never date a guy who takes time to reply on your messages but only texts few words. He’s not the type of guy who will make an effort not to end your conversation—a guy that every girl deserves.
v. Never date a guy who always talks about himself but never became interested asking about your life. He’s the type of guy who’s selfish. You deserve someone who will always care.
vi. Never date a guy who’s proud of his wrong doings. He’s trying to act cool but that’s not cool. You want a boyfriend, not a worthless douchebag.
vii. Never date a guy who stops talking to you whenever you’re not in the mood. That kind of guy doesn’t know how to act infront of a girl, he gives up easily. You deserve someone who will do everything to make you feel better and not just stop talking to you because he can’t handle your mood swings.
viii. Never date a guy who compliments your body more than your eyes or your smile. You can’t be sure if he really loves you or it’s just his another animalistic instinct.
ix. Never date a guy who shouts at you. A guy should protect you, not hurt you. You deserve someone who will shout because of other man who disrespects you.
x. Never ever date a guy who lies even just in small things. For it’s easy for him to fake his feelings and his words. Never date him. Never."
Depression hack tip: whenever you are feeling depressed imagine that a dementor is sucking the happiness out of you and yell expecto patronum until you feel better. It let’s you form your illness into something you can defeat and will make you feel like a badass witch/wizard.
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
I don’t want to look back in five years time and think, ‘We could have been magnificent, but I was afraid.’ In 5 years I want to tell of how fear tried to cheat me out of the best thing in life, and I didn’t let it."